carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

okay but

this is quality humor right here

that-is-illogical:

There are puns

and then there’s the star trek reboot soundtracks

• Hack To the Future
• The Flask At Hand 
• Hangar Management
• Enterprising Young Men
• A Whole In My Hearth
• I’ve Fallen and I Can’t Beam Up! 
• Nice To Meld You
• I Gotta Beam Me
• Trekking Down the Narada
• Does It Still McFly? 
• Nero Death Experience
• Meld-merized
• Warp Core Values

iwillburnthecakeoutofyou:

iwillburnthecakeoutofyou:

iwillburnthecakeoutofyou:

”This is shit” I say as I click ‘next chapter’ just to make sure it’s still shit. 

I read the whole thing.

It was shit. 

vaspim1fag9392bitch383slut:

When I die do the cinnamon challenge with my ashes

hungarian:

it’d be cool to speak like 20 different languages & keep it a secret from everyone & then during a time of crisis, u could speak some fluent russian to some russian guy holding a gun to your head & all your friends will be like daaamn

And perhaps, they’ll live happily ever after…

spent-it-on-ammo:

tom-sits-like-a-whore:

What John Winchester should’ve read. Would’ve saved a lot of trouble.